I gave her a cake

I gave her a cake

I think the church people are trying to steal my brain.

Jesus atheist this bitch is dumb.

Today when I got to the church they were already full. So. Now I have to go digging around the fucking garbage cans for something to eat. The church doesn't do lunch they just do breakfast and dinner. How's a carty supposed to survive?

I'm not leaving a tip. This restaurant has piss poor service and I only have one shoe.

Hi I'm Michael. I like purple and frogs. No, of course not purple frogs. Anxiety.

He is definitely home of sexuals

She's fries cats but she would never harm a child John

I better check the sex offender watch list.

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