Yeah I got fired cuz one time I went to work, and I bent over, and her panties started showing out the crack of my ass. I was so embarrassed and I said "so what, I'm wearing womens panties god dammit they're silky smoove." That's not why I got fired. I got fired because I ordered a pair and had them sent to my bosses house with a note, "A special pair of panties for a special man." My bosses wife didn't like that. So, they sent me out on "psychological rehabilitation" because I wasn't supposed to send things to my bosses house anymore since the last time when I ordered illegal Viagra for him online.